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Pro-Cannibalism SpeechTitle: Cannibalism (Anthropophagia)Pro-Cannibalism Speech by ~yarryanotak
Specific Purpose: My goal is to give the audience a new positive outlook of the possibility of being pro-cannibalist.
A. Attention Grabber: Do you ever look at someone and go, “Mmm, tasty,” and have a desire to have a bite? It sounds ridiculous and disturbing, but that’s not the outlook I want anyone to have. The mission is to look at cannibalism as an option such as being a vegetarian. You don’t have to do it, but we can accept people’s choices.
B. Thesis and Preview: Now, I know it sounds crazy, but if I explain how cannibalism can be looked at, I hope people will be open to it.
C. Qualification: I cannot give a personal experience on this as it would be possibly dangerous to interview a cannibal or awkward of me being one myself. But, let me give a scenario how I would be a cannibal and spend a day with a fellow comrade that shares my… tastes.
Ode to Classical MusicThe small melodies that become symphoniesOde to Classical Music by ~yarryanotak
have long died down to barbaric "songs."
Elegant sonatas, overtures, and rhapsodies
evolutionized into wretched pop and hits.
We no longer call them notes, but beats,
like the red vegetable bleeding through pain
from listening to what today calls "master pieces."
The past looks upon this savageness and tssks at the shame
of what time will become. There will be an uprising,
retaliation with the gift of sound no vocals can
produce and the small melodies will metamorphasize grande
and cower over evil spirits screeching out their
lungs to such extent it tears (their throats) and choruses vanish to
thin air, succumbed to the exquisite sensation
of euphorous music I long to hear.